A couple who had been together for 25yrs and raised 10 children was asked what the secret to staying together was. The wife replied ''Many years ago we made an agreement that the first one to leave has to take all the children with them!!!''
When a woman says "fine" what she really means is "I'm going to say things are fine but they really aren't and I will later throw it back in your face."
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07-05-2011 15:56 by Shuttdogg
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I don't want to sound like I'm bragging or anything, but I've survived Y2k, 9/11, Bird Flu, H1N1, 6-6-2006 and now the rapture/apocalypse. Bring on 2012, I'm a survivor baby!