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If abortion is Murder, does that make condoms kidnapping? 
Looks like someone lost his girlfriend to a Mexican.
walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
Redneck Word Of The Day-OBAMA: I just wiped my butt OBAMA self
God made men. But sandwiches weren't going to make themselves. So God made women.
meanwhile in Justin Biebers anal cavity. ~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~•　　　　　　　~•　　　　~†¢ã€€ã€€ã€€~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~• 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ã
Just figured out how to stop the oil spill! Put a wedding ring on it and it will never put out again.
Joe Biden looks like he smells like pee.
Fingers crossed that this is the end of that terrible show
Affordable Care Act "aka Obamacare"...........Affordable but ONLY if you make 10k + a month!!
annoyed that he can't play UNO. The Mexican's keep stealing my green cards.
I'm not racist.. I have a colored TV......
I'm opening up a tattoo shop just for blind people. I wont really tattoo them. I'll just stab'em with a needle taped to a vibrator for an hour
The weather is
88 and hazy ..
kind of like Joe Biden
Biden figures people won't be complaining about rising gas prices or empty store shelves if they're high on crack. . .
pee-ing so hard a little bit of laugh came out
My kid asks me why the clock says 4:30. Ummm, because it's 4:30. So dumb, I don't care if you're five.
‎"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me." Mother Teresa
This is not the status message that you are looking for. Move along.
wondering why is there someone in the fitting room at Macy's shouting "we're all out of toilet paper!!" 