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1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys.
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05-06-2016 05:22
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Just tried to parallel park. 5 people are injured, 3 critical, 6 missing. The casualties continue to mount....
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05-10-2016 01:10
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Nice Fitbit bro. I didn't realize that they had a model you can wear around your ankle.
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05-10-2016 01:11
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Have my doubts about this "smart water," considering how easily it's captured and bottled.
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05-10-2016 22:06
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Get in car, drive to library, park car, enter library, consult encyclopedia, get back in car, drive home. --How we Googled in the 1980's
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06-14-2016 01:17
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When I said make yourself at home I meant go wash my dishes.
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01-22-2015 11:18 by
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When did comedian Ron White turn into an old lesbian?
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03-13-2015 06:22 by
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I don't want to say I'm out of shape, but I can't even jog my memory without breaking a sweat.
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04-29-2015 12:12 by
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I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."
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11-25-2014 00:40 by
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So it is being reported that a Extensive Porn Stash was found in Bin Ladens compound. So this the "Treasure Trove" they spoke of!
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05-13-2011 14:02 by
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A Lysol commercial just told me to disinfect the thing I touch the most.....uh oh, I think this is gonna burn....
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01-31-2011 20:44 by
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They say you can't outrun a charging bear. But really you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun whoever you're with. That's why I only camp with slow people.
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02-09-2010 10:18 by
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the answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not....Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
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03-19-2010 21:23 by
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I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
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12-01-2012 17:22 by
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Lol @ the dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got c**k blocked by Visa.
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04-30-2011 14:56 by
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If sex between 3 people is called a Threesome and sex between 2 people is called a Twosome... Why is Handsome still a compliment?
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08-19-2011 05:30 by
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Kim K is single again and the McRib is back... Black men are having the best week of their lives.
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10-31-2011 14:35 by
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I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I'm sorry.
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04-05-2012 22:24 by
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I wish there was an observation deck at WalMart.
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12-26-2011 07:57 by
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Did you know, if on a full moon if you light a candle and say the name of someone you love 3 times, you'll look stupid doing that?
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01-08-2012 05:30 by
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