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if you have to ask how someone feels about you then the answer is not going to be good... 
feelin on your butt, what.....
quit his job in the helium gas factory today!!, I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
marks the spot
Moo...I'm a pig.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
is learning that there is a book on stupid, jealous, psychotic tendencies in trying to be like your mans x's. I knew it.. I knew someone had to give her directions!!
Diplomacy is the art of saying “nice doggy” until you can find a rock.
If light travels so fast, then whats wrong with these new compact flouresent light bulbs? Is that why they are "energy efficient"? Because they don't turn on when you hit the switch?
You know your ego is too big when it enters the room before you do.
If Obama had a son, would he look like the murderer of that Austrailian kid??
Wow, Mitt. First animal abuse and now a school bully.....and you think you're a good example?.......of what?
Why is it that when you get your girlfriend pregnant, everyone rubs her belly saying "congratulations"... but nobody rubs your d*ck and says "good job?"
Contrary to popular belief, the best relationship does not start with great sex; the best relationship always starts with a great friendship.
Just a thought: Do Muslims write OMA instead of OMG?
Blah, blah blah... Blah, blah, blah... Allah, Blah, blah blah... Blah, blah, blah... Blah, blah blah... Blah, blah, blah... Allah, Blah, blah blah... Blah, blah, blah... Blah, blah blah... Blah, blah, blah... BLAH! - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
OK, New Orleans, time for your seven year washing!!
I now count my girlfriend as my best friend. It used to be Dave but he won't suck my c*ck.
What is the difference between a virgin and a washing machine? The washing machine doesn't follow you around for months after you put a load in it.
There are 5 things in life you cannot recover: A stone...after it's thrown. A word...after it is said. An occasion...after it's missed. The time...after it's gone. A person...after they die. Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. 