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My doctor prescribed marijuana for my constipation but said if it didn't work after a week to discontinue using it. Basically he told me to poop or get off the pot. 
what idiot called it grass and not Earth hair
What is the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?.... The porcupine has the pricks on the outside....
FUN FACT: The Middle of a donut is actually fat free.
Ariel Castro may be dead but Casey Anthony is still out there
I tell ya what, I bought a toilet brush a couple weeks back, and I'll never go back to paper.
This morning! I went to the front door naked, not sure what freacked out the post women more. The fact that I was naked or that I knew where she lived.
I eat my cereal with a knife.
Those girls who think every guy wants them. Not really.
God, grant me serenity to accept that most people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile and the wisdom to realize murder is illegal.
My pet butterfly just got a tattoo of my lower back.
Met a gal through FarmersOnly.com,went out to supper and then home and plowed half the night
Marriage. Because your day doesn't have to end at work
I know its Gay pride week, but seeing a rainbow confederate flag is really going to the extreme
I dont make love, I slam women like a fridge door with no beer in it.
If you get explanations when they weren't asked for, they're lying.
I bet people in Turkey sleep good all the time.
How to politely answer to an insult: "I would love to insult you, but I'm afraid I won't do as good as nature did..."
On this Presidents day we celebrate our great leaders; Washington, the father of our country, Lincoln, who freed the slaves, Reagan, who tore down that wall and Kennedy, who banged Marilyn Monroe.
In deference to any Chinese hackers who may looking at my posts: for the remainder of the evening, I will be using ROR (Raff out Roud) instead of LOL for your convenience. You’re welcome. 