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Here is something that nobody ever mentions about Obama, he is also half-white. If you don't believe that Barack Obama is half-white, YouTube him dancing on 'Ellen.'
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06-08-2011 10:05
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You're leaning on your left elbow arent you!
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12-20-2011 16:48 by
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In 2011 the government will start killing all mentally challenged people. I started crying when I thought of you. Run my little retard, save yourself.
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05-06-2010 23:24
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If the camera adds ten pounds, why does Rush Limbaugh use 10 cameras?
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09-09-2013 22:08
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accidently jerked himself off at church today
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10-20-2010 03:52
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wears her sunglasses at night
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02-21-2009 14:26
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"Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm not." - MEN
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11-16-2014 16:14
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whats the difference between "Batman" and a "Blackman"? well Batman can always walk into a store without "Robin"
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10-06-2011 10:45
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Congrats Whitney!! 3 days sober!!
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02-15-2012 09:44
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the reason the chicken crossed the road...
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04-14-2008 10:33 by
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Omg! I just hit a woman on my bike. Just kidding.. I don't ride in the kitchen!
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10-15-2010 03:57 by
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To the Athiests that use the Lord's name in vein, make up your mind. Do you believe or not?
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04-08-2012 11:06 by
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The next time somebody jumps you, make sure they are just whooping your ass and not trying to kill you before you take any self-defense action.
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What's Obama's secret plan towards getting rid of ISIS in the middle East? .... Bringing them here.
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11-16-2015 17:37
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She divorced you because you didnde F**k her hard enough
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06-07-2013 14:45
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I molested myself last night, I said no, but I knew I wanted it
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05-14-2011 19:46 by
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Once you go black your credit goes bad.
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04-09-2015 10:29
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All I'm saying is, if that plane was a white girl named Ashley, the US would have found it by now.
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03-24-2014 13:41
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watching the 2010 World Cup (and then I found the remote)
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06-11-2010 11:20 by
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If smokers can get smoke breaks, non smokers should get fresh air breaks.
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