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if a guys internet history is cleared, please dont shake his hands...
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11-03-2011 13:02
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I miss being able to use the excuse "I wasn't home when you called."
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11-04-2011 08:50 by
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A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it.
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07-02-2012 07:38
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My uncle came out of the closet yesterday. He's not gay. He has Alzheimer's and thought it was the car.
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07-11-2012 12:15
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People who say "No, and here's why..." need to realize that we stopped listening after the "no" part.
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03-22-2012 11:11 by
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A successful relationship is one in which one person shuts up when the other is right.
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04-12-2012 13:29 by
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Just got "The Look" from my dog. You know, the "What the hell you doing??? I drink out of there" look...
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05-23-2012 21:07 by
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Every time I use a public bathroom, one thought occurs..."Seriously? This many people have Sharpies on them at all times?"
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02-08-2012 15:26 by
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Okay future girlfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now.
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12-19-2011 09:47
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I wish this conversation had GPS because you lost me about 20 words ago.
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01-14-2012 10:31 by
SuthernFukr
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Gonna hit the showers. You can do whatever you want with that information.
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01-19-2012 10:39 by
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Oh, the good old days before Facebook, when you didn't care whether anyone "liked" you or not.
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01-26-2012 21:42 by
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I belong to a gym...let me rephrase that, I don't belong there. but I go anyway....
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03-12-2011 10:34 by
Van
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When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.
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03-14-2011 19:12
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.569 seconds...the amount of time it takes me to get away from a spider.
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02-09-2011 21:29
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Rock bottom is good solid ground, and a dead end street is just a place to turn around.
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02-19-2011 16:15
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All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy!"
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03-04-2011 11:25 by
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just ripped a hole in my American Eagle jeans. I'd be mad but I think they just went up in value..
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03-04-2011 23:39 by
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Nothing screams "I don't care about being on time for work" like hopping on Facebook first thing in the morning.
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05-24-2011 16:56
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Sometimes I think that life is one big test...and I'm in the wrong classroom.
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04-13-2011 22:53 by
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