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In the past, people got fired putting that they hate their job on facebook. well I HATE MY JOB! I HATE MY JOB! --hope this works for me.
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07-27-2010 00:27 by
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Unwritten Rule of the Day: Don't make eye contact while eating a banana...
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07-27-2010 00:25 by
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I just saw Inception and I'm pretty sure I dreamt that movie the other night...
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07-26-2010 03:32 by
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I can't afford the shakeweight, but I wish there was another activity that I can apply the principles to...
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07-25-2010 20:00 by
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according to the color of my pee, I had a great night last night!
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07-24-2010 00:50 by
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St. Anthony just asked me if I have seen his keys...
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07-22-2010 10:31 by
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My apartment is where weird foreigners go to have a loud conversation right outside of...
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07-21-2010 20:54 by
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If ESPN had a cake show, they could call it "Laying Down a Bundt."
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07-21-2010 20:51 by
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I never realized how many people I hate until I got on facebook...
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07-19-2010 17:20 by
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I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas stations and the attendant spilled it... why am I not surprised!
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07-16-2010 14:42 by
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My ex-girfriend has a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh... if you put your ear to it, I swear you could smell the ocean!
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07-15-2010 18:26 by
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I stood in front of a mirror for 10 minutes to watch myself blink... I missed it everytime!
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07-15-2010 12:36 by
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What you call sex ed, I call Saturday night...
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07-14-2010 18:12 by
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The Nigerian goalkeeper is refunding money for anybody that was disappointed with their performance at the World Cup. He said, a representative will contact you via email. Please give them your bank account #s and pin information...
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07-13-2010 11:39 by
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Censored Snoop Doggy Dogg songs on the radio sound like two AT&T customers having a conversation on the phone.
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07-13-2010 00:58 by
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To sum up: yes, I cried like a baby during Toy Story 3, even more than I did at the end of The Human Centipede.
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07-11-2010 13:55 by
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Actors in India must hate always being type-caste!
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07-11-2010 12:22 by
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Man tried to hitch on an Airbus by hiding inside the landing tire... people say he was terminally ill! what a turbulent life...
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07-11-2010 12:20 by
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I hate when my foot falls asleep... it usually means it's going to be up all night!
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07-11-2010 12:14 by
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I'm not drunk... I'm just tired from drinking all day!
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07-11-2010 12:10 by
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