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   messageicon will Hurricane Matthew be followed by hurricanes Mark, Luke & John?
←Rate | 10-06-2016 20:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think an eye doctor should run for president in 2020 with the slogan "a perfect vision"
←Rate | 07-22-2016 18:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i find it odd that there's never a yelp review for the yelp website
←Rate | 05-26-2016 20:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon where's the CTRL, ALT and DELETE buttons on life?
←Rate | 04-14-2016 01:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only person wondering why Bernie Sanders never joined the military to someday be a colonel?
←Rate | 04-09-2016 22:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the "check engine" light came on. I checked & the car definitely has one. It makes loud noises & drips some stuff all over the place so I know it's there
←Rate | 03-25-2016 00:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon just like the calendar says, I "SAT" around all day today
←Rate | 03-19-2016 22:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon am I the only person watching Fuller House waiting for Bob Saget to tell the daughters how he met their mother?
←Rate | 02-27-2016 05:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it ironic that Valentines Day is abbreviated as VD
←Rate | 02-11-2016 15:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't see a friend's day video of Ross, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, & Chandler
←Rate | 02-06-2016 04:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new years resolution is 800 x 600
←Rate | 01-02-2016 17:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon to anyone who spoils the movie, you'll feel my Han...Solo
←Rate | 12-17-2015 22:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon always a man drinking a Crush on a Monday.....never a man crush Monday
←Rate | 11-30-2015 11:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my science teacher said living things are made up of cells so why don't we call our lovers our "cell mates"?
←Rate | 11-29-2015 04:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon HALLOWEEN PRO TIP.... put on your costume then over top of it do the classic ghost blanket costume....go trick-or-treating as a ghost then take the blanket off & go a 2nd round as the other costume you wore underneath....double candy
←Rate | 10-24-2015 15:14 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon 2020 will be like any other election...Kanye will vote for Kanye
←Rate | 08-31-2015 02:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm keeping up with the Kardashians ..... my dad I s gone too
←Rate | 07-21-2015 00:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon aac Newton had an apple before they were cool
←Rate | 07-17-2015 17:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pro tip: go to men's warehouse. try on a suit. take a selfie. say the suit isnt what you want & give it back. you just got a free picture of you looking good in a nice suit.
←Rate | 06-04-2015 15:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon automatic doors make me feel like a jedi
←Rate | 05-03-2015 21:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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