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I just read a list of “100 things to do before you die”. And, I've got to say,, I'm pretty surprised that “yell for help” wasn't one of them.
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03-02-2012 11:17 by
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Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that.. Anyway, I'll cut this short cause,, I gotta go poop.
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03-03-2012 08:48 by
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I think Web MD is like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book where the ending is always cancer.
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03-04-2012 16:58 by
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life.... Give an octopus nunchuks,,, and no one's eating fish ever again.
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03-04-2012 18:41 by
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Thirty five people died from eating cantaloupe in Jan. And that,, right there, should be this years new slogan for Krispy Kreme.
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03-05-2012 20:50 by
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There's more than one way to skin a cat. There are four,, and they're all horrible.. Can we not talk about this?
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03-07-2012 05:57 by
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I've just finished designing a new line of T-shirts,,,, The T-shirts were first tested on animals.........they didn't fit
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03-07-2012 17:47 by
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I think I'm gonna like "The Lorax" because it's the only movie that I can say... "I already read the book"
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03-08-2012 17:35 by
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Wow!!! I farted into my iPhone and Siri told me what I had for breakfast.
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03-08-2012 21:19 by
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I just lost another hour trying to figure out how to reset the clock in my car.
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03-12-2012 09:30 by
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There's now a Taco Bell taco with a shell made out of Doritos?,, Hmmm, It seems that our junk foods have started hunting each other.
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03-12-2012 17:11 by
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This woman at Walmart has a lovely set of March Madness teeth.. She's down to the final 4.
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03-13-2012 19:10 by
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8.Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there...
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03-16-2012 09:23 by
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Even though it will mean the loss of 1-2 inches in height, some of you should seriously consider the Ped Egg..
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03-16-2012 13:20 by
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Apparently,,, hospital bed pans are only for the patients??
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03-17-2012 09:01 by
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I'm not a competitive eater unless someone orders French fries,, "for the table."
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03-17-2012 09:07 by
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I eat the broken cookies first,, because I feel bad for them.
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03-17-2012 09:09 by
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I just went to this restauraunt on the moon.... The food was great but there was like, no atmosphere.. No really,, It took my breath away
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03-17-2012 11:11 by
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Recent studies show that 1 out of 3 Americans weigh as much as the other 2 put together.
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03-17-2012 18:58 by
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If it wasn't for diarrhea,,, I'd have no rhea at all...
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