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I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
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04-13-2010 14:28 by
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I bought some batteries... but they weren't included... so I had to buy them again...
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I have a full-size map of the world. At the bottom it says "1 inch = 1 inch". I hardly ever unroll it.
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04-13-2010 14:36 by
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A friend of mine sent me a postcard with a satellite photo of the entire planet on it, and on the back he wrote, "Wish you were here."
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04-13-2010 14:38 by
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Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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04-17-2010 11:44 by
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Write all complaints legibly in this space -> []
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04-17-2010 17:19 by
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"We are upping our standards... so up yours!"
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04-17-2010 17:27 by
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In case of emergency, break glass, scream, bleed to death.
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04-17-2010 17:29 by
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I think, therefore I am overqualified.
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04-17-2010 17:30 by
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Important Message: Conserve your toilet paper - use both sides.
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04-21-2010 17:28 by
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save your breath.... You'll need it to blow up your date!
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04-21-2010 17:41 by
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I couldn't reach my oil filter... so I took out the entire engine.
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04-23-2010 15:23 by
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I think I'll skip English tomorrow. There are just certain aspects of Moby I don't want to know about.
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04-23-2010 15:28 by
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I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
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04-23-2010 15:30 by
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You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two."
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04-23-2010 15:32 by
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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04-28-2010 13:37 by
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has the brains of a horse and is hung like Einstein.
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04-30-2010 13:10 by
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I can't stand people who look down on people who look down on people.
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05-24-2010 14:14 by
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If he were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.
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05-24-2010 14:16 by
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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