Funny Status Message #19328

X I have a full-size map of the world. At the bottom it says "1 inch = 1 inch". I hardly ever unroll it.
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←Rate | 04-13-2010 14:36 by Aaron | Tags: Approved

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Wednesday April 14, 2010 @ 04:17 AM

That was a 20 year old Steven Wright joke. You need better material.

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