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Drinking Heinekin Light and Eating Fat Free Doritos. Gotta get ready for beach season!
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02-21-2010 18:52 by
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thinks that Lightning is just God taking pictures of us
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08-19-2009 00:42 by
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If you ever wanna know the truth about something ask a kid or a drunk...or me after about 10 tonite.
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09-06-2009 18:33 by
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I caught myself updating my Facebook status in my sleep & I think I actually would've posted it if the rumble strips on the highway didn't wake me up first.
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07-19-2010 23:34 by
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just made pretend I was being chased by murderers to see how long it would take me to open the door if it was really happening...yeah I woulda died
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10-01-2009 21:58 by
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Forgot to take the fortune out of my fortune cookie out before I ate it. Now I wont know what my fortune is for about an hour or so.
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09-06-2009 18:34 by
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Every day is Fat Tuesday for me because I'm Fat =(
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02-16-2010 18:53 by
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upset because this Buns Of Steel video isn't what he thought it was gunna be. Stupid misleading covers.
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07-15-2009 21:10 by
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I just realized I make the same noises when I eat pizza that I do during my "happy time"
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04-23-2010 11:18 by
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Doesn't understand why the Mr. Softee guy didn't laugh when I suggested he try Viagra
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06-30-2009 21:13 by
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I just bumped into a guy wearing a camouflage jacket. I really didn't see him.
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03-09-2010 13:09 by
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I just told a lie and now my pants feel warm. I hope they dont catch fire!
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03-10-2010 15:15 by
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Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my crotch.
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08-01-2009 13:27 by
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What's the right age to tell a highway he was adopted? Wont be long til he realizes he doesn't look anything like me
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04-18-2010 13:54 by
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