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   messageicon put a number on it by looking up the route on a fare-finding site….So it would've cost Will Smith about $8,356.96 to get from West Philly to Bel-Air!! Dang Uncle Phil was really loaded then!!!
←Rate | 04-11-2011 23:21 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  

   messageicon men think about sex every 7 seconds, which is the exact reason I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds...So it doesn't get weird
←Rate | 07-25-2011 16:29 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  

   messageicon The kids down the street have challenged me to a water fight...I'm just updating my status whilst I wait for the kettle to boil
←Rate | 07-11-2011 08:46 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  

   messageicon come on playstation network you were hacked and have been down for 5 days, learn from Jesus, he was crucified and only down for 3 day
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:38 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  

   messageicon Lady Gaga went to the VMA's dressed as meat, now she went to the Grammy's in a egg. Two more red carpets and she will be a Denny's Grand Slam
←Rate | 02-16-2011 12:05 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  

   messageicon 60 percent of the worlds population is female which means some of you are going to die alone think keep that in mind next time you get my text
←Rate | 03-09-2015 09:46 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2020 is rough but I think infound a way to get just gonna ask my mom if slapping me into next year is still on the table.
←Rate | 08-28-2020 07:58 by SlowMotionNinja Comments (0)  


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