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If chains and whips excite rihanna then why did she break up with Chris Brown ?
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03-18-2011 01:04 by
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If lesbians hate men so much, then why do they all try to look like truck drivers?
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11-05-2011 01:19 by
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Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!!
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03-01-2011 13:46 by
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I met a woman last night who said she would take me to heaven for $50. Damn these religious fanatics and their annoying fund-raising scams
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06-06-2010 01:50 by
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Fought a guy in a wheelchair. He said I'll get you when I get to heaven and get my legs back. I said, it's a Stairway to Heaven, not a ramp.
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04-08-2011 09:41 by
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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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02-18-2011 21:25 by
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My wife would buy anything. Just this afternoon I came home to find a naked man in her closet.
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03-08-2011 04:33 by
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I asked my wife why her facebook password was SneezySleepyDopeyDocHappyBashfulGrumpy she said it needed to be seven characters
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03-08-2011 04:37 by
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Never chase them, quickly replace them. Mistakes? Nahh, I don't retrace them. I just move on and mentally erase them.
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03-05-2011 01:36 by
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When those 3 phonecalls a day turn into a couple of text messages a week #DownHillRelationship
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02-05-2011 09:19 by
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Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
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04-13-2012 02:09 by
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Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice!
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02-17-2011 05:25 by
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Spongebob is Asian. He's yellow, can't drive and does karate.
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05-15-2011 15:25 by
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We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up like Batman & The Joker.
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01-28-2011 00:05 by
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We do it on the bed,on the kitchen counter,on the floor and in the backseat of a car.Gosh...we text EVERYWHERE!
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03-12-2011 14:17 by
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You Are Not A MAN if you can make A BABY, Your Are a Man Who Can Raise One Especially One which is not yours ~ Mr. Krab
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04-13-2012 08:20 by
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Why do men get circumcised? Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!! :))
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02-24-2011 08:55 by
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Man I wanna throw a book at someone face and be like "I Facebooked you!" Lol
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02-03-2011 05:12 by
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BED AND BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.
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05-12-2011 12:08 by
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Relationships are like drugs, they either kill you, or give you the best feeling of your life.
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01-25-2011 14:54 by
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