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   messageicon Welcome to Hollister would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs?
←Rate | 08-03-2012 21:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say "You hit like a bit$h."
←Rate | 06-07-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So many people fall in love with the wrong person, simply b/c the wrong person will often say all the right things.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I dont want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is neat because it provides a platform for me to connect with old friends, make new ones, and figure out which one's are completely insane.
←Rate | 12-07-2012 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lazy Rule #19401957294710149: you're so lazy you didn't even finish reading the number.
←Rate | 06-12-2011 23:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
←Rate | 08-03-2011 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t try to rush me while waiting behind me at a Redbox, I will read what every movie is about…twice
←Rate | 01-08-2013 21:02 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Falling in love is like jumping off a very tall building. Your brain tells you - it's not a good idea, while your heart tells you - you can fly.
←Rate | 07-23-2010 23:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mark Zuckerberg got married today. His new wife set her relationship status to "CHA-CHING!!"
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
←Rate | 09-22-2011 17:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people take my glasses, put them on, and say, "Oh. You really can't see, huh?" NO s**t sherlock. You don't see other people taking other people's wheel chairs saying, "Oh. You really can't walk, huh?"
←Rate | 05-09-2011 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a genie ever gives me three wishes, goodbye Kardashians.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 22:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murd.r for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth.
←Rate | 04-17-2011 23:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon First, love yourself. Everyone else, get in line.
←Rate | 08-07-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge
←Rate | 03-02-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was little, I used to watch the raindrops roll down the window and see which one "won"
←Rate | 06-20-2011 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just hate it when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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