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The Walk Of Shame: When you toss a paper ball in the trash, miss, then have to go get it.
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05-09-2011 16:57 by
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Everyone has that friend that needs to stop bumming and buy their own pack of cigarettes.
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04-18-2012 21:10 by
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Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
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02-16-2012 14:25 by
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You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.
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09-11-2011 23:06 by
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If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?
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08-03-2011 21:35 by
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I hate it when someone I don't like says something funny.
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06-13-2011 21:32 by
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Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own.
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07-14-2012 23:09 by
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i hate when its dark and your brain is all "you know what we havent thought about in a while...demons."
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12-16-2011 21:40 by
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A lie everyone tells = “Hey! I just got your text!”
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04-26-2013 21:26 by
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I hate when I buy a bag of air and there's chips in it.
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04-14-2011 22:35 by
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At my age, Friends with Insurance Benefits sounds just as appealing.
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04-05-2014 21:44 by
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anyone going to tell America's Funniest Home Videos about youtube?
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02-15-2011 23:59 by
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Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.
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04-27-2011 12:14 by
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I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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05-04-2011 16:17 by
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8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.
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11-10-2011 19:36 by
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Jail..the government's way of sending you to your room.
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05-23-2011 22:00 by
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There's no law against sticking to your guns, but make sure you've loaded your brain before you start firing off your mouth.
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07-23-2011 21:34 by
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When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say "You hit like a bit$h."
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06-07-2012 21:50 by
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Welcome to Hollister would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs?
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08-03-2012 21:48 by
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When a guy calls you hot, he is looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuc& you, though.
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03-08-2014 22:48 by
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