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   messageicon there, Ebay password changed........Forgot it already!
←Rate | 05-21-2014 20:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you see a porcupine in your yard don't panic, it's just my cat and we're not done with our acupuncture session.
←Rate | 06-24-2014 01:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I've learned anything from the Kardashians... it's that I shouldn't let my complete lack of talent hold me back. Now who wants to make some porn. . .
←Rate | 08-11-2014 17:54 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Energetic people who say "I'll sleep when I'm dead", are already dead to me.
←Rate | 09-02-2014 13:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should line rock bottom with bubble wrap.
←Rate | 10-16-2014 13:05 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I told everyone at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I won't have to talk to them.
←Rate | 11-11-2014 23:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You make me want to be a drunker person
←Rate | 11-15-2014 07:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You had me at "what does wrong hole mean"?
←Rate | 11-24-2014 08:27 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Once upon a time, I used to care what people said about me.
←Rate | 10-07-2013 12:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Must be giraffe hunting season or something ....
←Rate | 10-28-2013 17:14 by Styles Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty sure my dog would make a horrible astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare her
←Rate | 11-07-2013 20:32 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon New Rule: If it fits in a handbag it's not a dog
←Rate | 11-08-2013 00:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon “First time caller, long time listener”—Alexander Graham Bell
←Rate | 05-31-2015 22:04 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim Kardashian announced that she and Kanye West are expecting their second child. They say they don’t care whether it’s a boy or girl just as long as it’s famou
←Rate | 06-02-2015 16:11 by Mark M Comments (0)  


   messageicon Having watched the entire season of a show before me doesn't make you better than me, it makes you more unemployed than me
←Rate | 06-16-2015 13:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So 50 Cent is all he's worth now?
←Rate | 07-13-2015 14:03 by Bward Comments (0)  


   messageicon A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone.
←Rate | 07-15-2015 13:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One day...Ima log onto social media and not see anything Kardashian/Jenner related. One day..
←Rate | 10-14-2015 03:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have come to the conclusion that all women are bipolar. Thats the only sensible explanation.
←Rate | 11-12-2015 23:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't sign up for the 401K at work. There is no way I can run that far in the shape I'm in.
←Rate | 11-21-2015 19:24 Comments (0)  



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