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   messageicon If health care is a right then why don't I have the right to refuse it with. That is the different between a Right and a law boys and girls
←Rate | 07-24-2017 19:12 by Hillbilly Comments (0)  


   messageicon When tyranny becomes law rebellion becomes duty
←Rate | 02-06-2022 12:52 by Otis Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't forget boys and girls: IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING! So the FBI can ignore you and let the shooter go ahead and so his thing.
←Rate | 02-16-2018 18:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...... "Barack INSANE Obama" .... Truth in advertising.
←Rate | 06-17-2016 14:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this straight, the same people who are responsible for 9/11 are also responsible for 20% of Killary's campaign contributions. Anyone see an issue with this?
←Rate | 10-22-2016 03:34 by G-love Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait, free healthcare premiums are going up again?? Don't worry Democrats, it'll be announced after your fools elect you...
←Rate | 10-25-2016 19:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How was the peaceful protest at Berkeley last night? Did they quitely sing kumbaya?
←Rate | 02-02-2017 15:46 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looting continues across the country. Police report no work boots stolen yet.
←Rate | 05-31-2020 06:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can You Still Get Like Regular Sick Or Is Everything Corona?
←Rate | 06-30-2020 17:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I remember going to see Dr Hook in the 80s. Worst prostate exam ever!! 😲
←Rate | 11-25-2018 06:32 by Truman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Back when I was in high school, we didn't have guns to shoot people. We used our fists!
←Rate | 02-15-2018 10:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snookie Kardashian?
←Rate | 09-13-2013 22:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swallowed my pride once and it tasted like Vodka.
←Rate | 09-14-2013 11:29 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every so often I'll listen to my mom talk non stop for like 5yrs at a time to remind myself why people wander into traffic without looking.
←Rate | 09-19-2013 11:44 by AZ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starbucks is now offering something called the duffin. If you havent heard, it's a combination of a donut and a muffin. Who says America has lost its exceptionalism?
←Rate | 10-10-2013 13:07 by jrbirk Comments (0)  


   messageicon At my age I only have two goals: to keep working a real job and to keep flossing real teeth.
←Rate | 10-31-2013 02:16 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon The secret to life is to always do whatever's next.
←Rate | 10-31-2013 02:23 by Jiffy Pop Comments (0)  


   messageicon Humor and sexual frustration are what keep Facebook a well-oiled machine.
←Rate | 11-11-2013 08:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everything happens for a reason. For instance: You're on fire because I don't like you.
←Rate | 11-22-2013 12:00 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts.
←Rate | 11-27-2013 06:44 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  



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