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I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years.
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02-24-2012 10:07 by
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You know you're an adult when you suddenly start taking Bert's side over Ernie's.
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02-16-2012 10:28 by
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When people ask me for advice, I tell them, “Use your best judgment,” which they clearly don't have if they are asking me for advice.
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02-21-2012 12:46 by
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I can ytpe 300 wrosd pre mnitue.
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11-30-2011 23:25 by
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gdfdyddhfjhsglqtpgng MACARENA gfsfjkdhkwgjldhlasgjebhhf MACARENA dhshjfdhjfbfjhgnnnnbbnh MACARENA EEEEEEEEHH MACARENA
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01-05-2012 09:58 by
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At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I'll never know.
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01-08-2012 08:03 by
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Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?
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01-19-2012 17:50 by
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1. Say "Dale!" 2. Mumble 3 Spanish words 3. List 4 cities. You just made a Pitbull song.
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06-06-2012 05:18
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Thank you for pretending not to see me, when I pretended not to see you
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12-18-2010 10:24 by
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just got my Xmas wishlist back from Santa with a little note attached... It said "LMAO! HELL NO!!!!
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12-20-2010 07:47 by
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I don't need to walk a mile in your shoes. I can see you're a train wreck from all the way over here.
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09-12-2010 13:29
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Never ask the cop to hold your beer while you dig out your drivers license...
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02-08-2010 10:59
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everybody always says, "say no to drugs," but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late
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11-11-2010 02:02
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Don't break anyone's heart , they have only one.... Break their bones , they have 206 of them
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08-23-2010 14:41
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When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply....
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04-13-2010 18:24 by
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It is a universal truth that everything you do is at least 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake anyone up.
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04-27-2010 18:56 by
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I used to be a People Person, but People ruined it for me!!!
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07-17-2012 20:52 by
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My boss is currently shopping for quarter million dollar homes. Meanwhile, I'm over here deciding if I really need to spend $2 on lunch.
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06-04-2013 01:26 by
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Don't think we didn't notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it.
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10-25-2012 14:17 by
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When I was a kid “The Server Is Down” meant your waiter was depressed.
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11-28-2012 04:56 by
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