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Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
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07-08-2012 22:46 by
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PSA: You may “love” your boyfriend, But we'd all appreciate it if you didn't post it on Facebook every thirty seconds, thanks.
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09-28-2011 22:01 by
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Every time I find the key to happiness, somebody changes the damn lock.
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02-10-2013 22:25 by
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If you're easy to get, then you're easy to forget.
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09-14-2012 21:29 by
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My I.Q. goes from 125 to about 14 when there's a hot girl around.
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07-13-2012 21:12 by
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I'm on Twitter because my family is on Facebook.
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07-13-2012 21:13 by
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Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.
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09-21-2011 20:43 by
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If I was a cop and I pulled over a drunk driver, I would make them do the Macarena as their sobriety test.
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06-14-2012 22:18 by
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If you still talk about it, you still care about it.
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06-15-2012 22:09 by
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Sometimes you just have to be straight up with people or they will expect you to bend over backwards.
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04-07-2012 23:09 by
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Advancements in phone technology are making it really difficult for me to make new excuses as to why I am ignoring them.
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01-07-2012 22:06 by
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When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again.
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07-03-2012 21:38 by
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I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
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03-24-2012 23:54 by
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Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses & label the caption "nerddd lol" You're not a nerd, you're a w$ore who found glasses
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06-02-2012 22:31 by
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Sometimes I ask myself “Why me?What have I done to deserve this?” Then, I say to myself, “Oh…right.”
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08-31-2011 15:12 by
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You're at starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I've never seen one before.
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05-17-2012 21:19 by
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I hate it when people lie, especially when you know the truth about what they are lying about.
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05-31-2011 21:29 by
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Every girl has 3 personalities: 1) When she's with her family. 2) When she's with her friends. 3) When she's with HIM.
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05-07-2012 21:22 by
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Kanye West should open a breakfast restaurant called "Omelette You Finish"
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05-18-2012 21:50 by
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BRB Means I'm not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation..
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10-17-2011 20:33 by
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