anonymous Funny Status Messages

   very tired (yawn) and hopes he doesn't fall asleep on (yawn) his keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddd

   if I'm ever abducted by a group of hostile aliens and they demand to see my leader; I think I'll show them my wife

   melting in your mouth not in your hands

   "out of ideas, like this message. "

   "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

   eating chocolate he found in the backyard.

   Can anyone help me with some DIY plumbing? I've been looking for a book for beginners by someone called Lee King. Anyone?

   throwin a beat down.

   kicking names and taking asses

   the way it used to be.

   glad he crashed the wedding.

   will gladly brighten your atmosphere.

   changed his profile picture. Now he looks a little less ugly.

   wants to be a millionaire.

   partying like a rock star.

   the story in Balamory

   ......That'swhat she said...lol

   bringing all the boys to the yard.

   has just put his hamster in the kettel with a spoon full of honey and 2 paracetemol and boiled it............... I thought he had swine flu

   having delusions of adequacy