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You wanna reduce the "Text While Driving Epidemic?" Just create a phone that will input the text as you speak and read you the text you received.....They can bulid it. They have the technology. To make teens live longer and more responsible. 
Facebook knows me better than anyone
Sometimes a person has to hit rock bottom to realize how low they can actually go.
Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
says...behind every successful women...thr are a couple of satisfied men... :pp
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
I know Gilbert Arenas likes to shoot, but this is ridiculous!
I am getting more sensitive the older I get. I realized this today as I sat on a park bench throwing bread crumbs to the old people.
will always believe that cupid rhymes with stupid.
Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, it's still petty good.
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
has decided that instead of flipping off these idiot drivers I'm just going to blow them a kiss instead.
This beer just accepted my friend request!
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help
Wal Mart is a scary place after dark
If you get drunk, don't worry. I'll let my sex drive.
This is a RAKE & SHOVEL conversation. No HOES allowed! :)
Just once I would like to see a liars pants actually catch on fire
Remembers the time when we memorized phone numbers of our friends, family, and spouses. Now we can't even remember our parents' numbers without looking down at the phone.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the ground each morning the devil says, "OH CRAP, SHE'S UP"! 