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   messageicon it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
←Rate | 03-26-2010 10:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To my Family & Friends. There were probably many times this year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves. So today I just wanted to tell you. Suck it up cupcake! There are NO CHANGES plan
←Rate | 12-31-2010 09:04 by @Torren_T Comments (4)  


   messageicon I just coughed and sneezed at the same time, I think I traveled 3 seconds into the future.
←Rate | 12-20-2010 19:05 by Marshall the Great Comments (3)  


   messageicon I can't recall one time in my entire life that I've answered a phone call from a "restricted" number and then said, "Wow, I'm glad I answered that"
←Rate | 12-27-2010 22:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always mean what I say, but I don't always mean to say it out loud..
←Rate | 01-11-2011 16:44 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail...
←Rate | 08-31-2010 21:49 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon I credit Tetris for the speed and agility I display when loading the dishwasher
←Rate | 09-17-2010 15:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public :-)
←Rate | 04-19-2010 14:55 by Sumeet Chandok- Facebook Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you wonder why people look back at the same spot when they trip over it? As if the sidewalk is going to talk back or laugh at them.
←Rate | 05-03-2010 10:13 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Does size matter?" "Yes I told you 2 inches makes a huge difference. Now just buy the damn laptop dad, this conversation is creeping me out".
←Rate | 11-10-2010 06:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting your phone away and paying attention to those talking to you? There's an App for that. It's called "respect".
←Rate | 02-21-2010 16:48 by lemonpillow Comments (1)  


   messageicon was using a public restroom today and as I looked at the "posts" on the bathroom walls and the responses to each one, I realized where the idea for FB came from...
←Rate | 02-24-2010 19:48 by Phil Comments (3)  


   messageicon it takes 42 muscles to frown, But it only takes 4 muscles to extend ur arm out and smack'em in the head...
←Rate | 03-17-2010 12:45 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one
←Rate | 08-05-2011 20:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i dont know why but everytime someone starts a conversation with "this one time" my brain automatically says "at band camp"
←Rate | 08-20-2011 16:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yesterday I went to see a shrink about my Facebook addiction, everything was going smoothly and I was on the road to recovery until he asked me, What's on your mind?
←Rate | 09-10-2011 05:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon if anyone catches me singing in my car, my immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us.
←Rate | 07-25-2011 07:58 by Zep Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the "Like" button.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 11:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot.
←Rate | 04-30-2013 23:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait to miss the upcoming season of American Idol.
←Rate | 01-13-2013 15:30 by fazmanaz Comments (0)  



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