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I'm beginning to think Queen Latifah is not actually a queen.
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04-27-2012 05:37 by
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"My God, they spilled glass shards, tacks and honey on this floor. How will we get it up?" Law & Order: Special Vacuums Unit
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04-27-2012 05:36 by
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The number one thing on my bucket list; not dying!
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04-25-2012 08:32 by
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Hey, people who start stories with, "You're not gonna believe this!" Calm down. We'll probably believe it.
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04-24-2012 09:20 by
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The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
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04-23-2012 09:00 by
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I'd like to be an optimist but I know I'd be terrible at it
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04-22-2012 06:20 by
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"I felt as useful as a juice box without a straw" - Lyrics from my country music song about parenting
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04-22-2012 06:12 by
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A great goal in life is to never let anyone you know see you removing a hair from your mouth.
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04-22-2012 06:09 by
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Dude is that Matchbox 20? Turn that up. Said no one ever.
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04-21-2012 05:54 by
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So let me get this straight, a 747 can carry a space shuttle on its "back", and yet airlines charge for overweight baggage?
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04-21-2012 05:45 by
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I need to do laundry so bad I'm actually wearing Christmas stockings
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04-21-2012 05:41 by
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Why are doctors so afraid of apples anyway?
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04-21-2012 05:41 by
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Teacher told us how Tom Sawyer was a free-spirited tale of misbehaving rascals; then screamed at us to sit still & listen.
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04-21-2012 05:39 by
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A new study says people who sit a lot die sooner. Basically, if you're a tennis umpire with a roommate who paints portraits, you're screwed.
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04-21-2012 05:34 by
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My nagging cough just told me I should be helping out more around the house.
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04-21-2012 05:33 by
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Today is National Stalking Awareness Day so I'd like to give you this pamphlet. I'll just wait outside your house.
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04-19-2012 11:02 by
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If someone you know has a serious gambling problem just bet them they can't get help
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04-19-2012 11:01 by
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Doomsday Tip: If you're the last person alive & want to read every book in a library but your glasses break, head to the audiobook section.
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04-19-2012 11:00 by
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Whenever someone tells me & a friend to "get a room," we DO get a room, make tender love & send Mr. or Mrs. Jerkface a thank you note.
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04-19-2012 10:59 by
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Relax people, they made holograms of Tupac, Dick Clark can still appear on New Years Eve.
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