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"Hey girls, stop doing that thing with your lips when you take pictures. You're making us look stupid." - ducks
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05-05-2012 04:51 by
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Corporation tip: Customer support should not sound like you are listening to a Bin Laden tape. I wonder if the FBI was listening in.
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05-03-2012 18:30 by
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Fact: Most American Caucasians will claim Cherokee heritage as well. Its just easier picking a group that isn't around anymore.
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05-03-2012 18:26 by
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I will only believe that YouTube truly has everything once I can see Burl Ives song Ham and Eggs on there. You have failed, internet.
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05-03-2012 18:26 by
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I feel like I am forgetting about something. Oh that's right the titans. I was supposed to remember the titans.
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05-03-2012 18:25 by
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Turns out, “Dress for the job you want," does NOT mean you should show up to a job interview in footie pajamas.
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05-03-2012 11:47 by
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Today, I again lulled myself in to believing that I can eat at a Taco Bell without ending up screaming for an epidural from the men's room.
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05-03-2012 11:44 by
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A new study found polar bears are capable of swimming vast distances. And they laughed when I warned of an aquatic polar bear invasion
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05-03-2012 11:41 by
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I hope I never become one of those dads who yells, "Shut the door, you're letting all the cold air out!" like some sort of cold air hoarder.
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05-03-2012 11:36 by
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I am on Buford Avenue and basically ready to wrestle anyone who's up for it. Or even not up for it.
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05-03-2012 11:35 by
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Shout out to all the hard of hearing people!
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05-03-2012 11:34 by
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My friend absolutely insisted that I come to her muder mystery dinner party, but then she died suddenly under mysterious circumstances
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05-03-2012 11:34 by
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What do crickets hear when they have an awkward silence?
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04-30-2012 11:40 by
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I feel like we should wait to hear Adele's ex-boyfriend's songs before we choose sides.
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04-30-2012 11:39 by
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Who do you suppose was the first person to ever kick butt and think, "Hey, I know, I'm gonna start taking down some names too."
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04-30-2012 10:56 by
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Fool me once, shame on my personal fool-stopper, Reginald.
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04-29-2012 18:41 by
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Glass blowers always go glass to mouth
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04-29-2012 06:17 by
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Whenever someone asks, "Can I be perfectly honest with you?" The answer should always be, "No."
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04-29-2012 06:14 by
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I could be a sports analyst because I'm good at saying "at the end of the day" and "arguably".
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04-29-2012 06:13 by
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Remember the last rule of Fight Club is, "Most importantly: have fun!"
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04-28-2012 07:10 by
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