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They joined for many reasons, to march, to sail, to fly. They went where they were posted but nobody joins to die. Their leaders talk on TV what else could we have done? But those leaders lost no daughters and none has lost a son. So heres to all our sold 
I almost felt strongly about something today but then I saw a duck
A stepdad should be called a “Faux Pa.”
Sorry, I'm really bad at returning calls and texts." = "Um yeah, I just don't want to talk to you."
Chris Brown has released a song about his fight with Drake. Dude, your beef is with Drake, why are you making the rest of us suffer?
I'm hot - Ah! - I'm hot - Ah! - I'm hot - Ah! -- Me, in front of my oscillating fan.
My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex, so I dumped her.
No, no, no. I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
I don't understand how awareness campaigns are helpful for things everyone in the world is already aware of.
I'll always be here for you...Unless there's an angry mob after you. Then I've never seen you before in my life.
You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.
I wish I could afford to have a drinking problem.
Don't call me if I texted you. Don't text me if I called you.
I think its safe to say.. We all have that one co-worker that doesnt know when to STFU!
my gastro-intestinal Dr. was named Joe...he looked pissed when he came in the room and I sang ..G.I Joe...
Don't complain when I CAN'T go out those nights you want to but then you WON'T go out on the nights I'm able to!!
My mood ring isn't a fashion statement. It is a court order!
People who are buying Bieber please stop it's just encouraging him
As I walk through Walmart......all the sudden the election makes sense.
But the Atlanta Falcons won the popular vote! How could this happen?!
#NOTMYSUPERBOWL 