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   messageicon Billion Dollar Idea: A condom that changes color when it comes in contact with an STD.
←Rate | 01-13-2013 15:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The majority of Americans support sending Congress to Syria.
←Rate | 09-09-2013 13:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Taliban, When you shoot a kid in the head for wanting an education and she doesn't die, how can you be sure that God is on your side?
←Rate | 10-26-2012 14:13 by Danmanz Comments (2)  


   messageicon Baby Shirt Idea: Did 9 months in solitary confinement
←Rate | 03-18-2012 22:55 by BEGO Comments (3)  


   messageicon I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic.
←Rate | 07-16-2011 20:49 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm never sure what to do with my eyes when I'm at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? What's the proper etiquette here?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 13:41 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girlfriend texted me, "I have tried my best to make this relationship work but I seem to be the only one trying. So I have decided to break up with you and move on with my life. Can you delete my number and never contact me." I replied, "Who's this?"
←Rate | 12-20-2012 03:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it that when I walk into a Walmart I feel like I should give the greeter my ticket for the freakshow I'm about to see?
←Rate | 11-03-2010 19:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When she came home I had laid a trail of roses to the bedroom...I had candles lit everywhere, jazz playing in the background and wine chilling with me waiting for her in my robe...now the next thing I need to do is introduce myself......
←Rate | 11-22-2009 18:33 by DS Comments (0)  


   messageicon A guy with a gun enters a bar. "Who the f*ck had sex with my wife?" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, "You don't have enough bullets!"
←Rate | 06-05-2012 14:26 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  


   messageicon My Neighbor mows his lawn every Sunday morning at 7:00am sharp! So tonight I'm listing his mower for sale on Craigslist at 11:00pm for only $5.00. That should keep his phone ringing most of the night!..........(sleeping in tomorrow!)
←Rate | 07-07-2012 09:19 by Abraham Lincoln Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear MTV, I'm gonna start my own TV network called RealityTV (RTV) and play nothing but music videos.
←Rate | 04-26-2012 21:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend wanted me to come shopping, but I had a headache... I must have caught it from her last night when we didn't have sex.
←Rate | 02-16-2013 12:45 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you shut off the Internet in the US, we'd overthrow the government within hours.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 15:40 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Three midgets walk into a mini-bar.
←Rate | 04-15-2011 11:44 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you think I talk too much, let me know. We can talk about it.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 15:16 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Really!!! Kim Kardashian is upset with the Casey Anthony verdict!!! Your father defended OJ Simpson, Thus starting the Kardashian tradition of getting black men off!!!
←Rate | 07-07-2011 09:40 by migasjoe Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm a firm believer that if something takes 10 minutes to cook on 200 degrees then it should only take 5 minutes to cook on 400 degrees
←Rate | 09-07-2011 12:17 by Joseph Robert Comments (0)  


   messageicon I broke up with my girlfriend by e-mail. I don't know what upset her most, the fact that I did it by email or the fact that I cc'd my new girlfriend who wanted proof.
←Rate | 09-13-2011 03:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper
←Rate | 03-01-2010 21:30 Comments (0)  



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