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X A guy with a gun enters a bar. "Who the f*ck had sex with my wife?" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, "You don't have enough bullets!"
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←Rate | 06-05-2012 14:26 by Marshall the Great

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Deba
Friday June 8, 2012 @ 08:21 AM

Lol

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