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I get carried away sometimes... Usually because I refuse to leave. 
People who complain about the way the ball bounces probably dropped it.
Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny.
Never judge a book by it's cover. The old, wrinkly ones are often the best.
the glass half full or half empty? Mine is cracked and leaking valuable water.
So Mr. Camping, I guess the end of the world does not occur during Eastern Standard time. What time zone is it supposed to occur in?
All answers questioned here.
75% of my regrets involve hitting the "Send" button
You would think that the 4 page instructions/warnning packet for Adderall, would include narritive pictures.
If I've given you my time & an opportunity & you squandered both, don't question why I'm not in your bed tonight.
I'm still wondering why people were so uptight about that meteor that nearly hit earth a few days ago....It seems to me we are perfectly capable of destroying ourselves without any assistance from an asteroid!
Finally changed my mood on MySpace to "ninja" but nobody saw me do it.
Don't worry there are plenty other fish in the sea. None as attractive as the one that just dumped you but plenty other fish!
starting the diet on monday or when walgreens runs out of maked down christmas candy
"They're meh." --Tony the Tiger, off his Paxil for a few days
Say what you want about Buffalo Bill but that guy had phenomenal sewing skills.
Sending a risky text & thinking.. “Oh god, they hate me,” if they don't respond within 30 seconds.
Dating a psyho woman is like dropping the soap in jail. You wish you never made that mistake in the first place!
A proponent of tolerance should be bullied, harassed and stalked for a hundred times to make them see the light and get a clear understanding of tolerance.
you know you gave up on life when you eat your breakfast, lunch and dinner from a "bacon bowl" 