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We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up.
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12-26-2013 04:55 by
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My psychiatrist prescribed me an odd number of pills for my OCD and I'M THE ONE WHO'S CRAZY?!
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01-17-2014 11:37 by
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On cold mornings like this I just tell outrageous lies and hope my pants catch fire.
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02-04-2014 22:02
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My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket.
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09-30-2015 19:00
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This woman just flipped me off and I couldn't agree more.
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12-06-2015 09:49
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Marriage. Because otherwise hating someone for turning the page of a newspaper too loudly would seem absurd
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04-30-2014 14:02
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When you think your life couldn't be any more pathetic, remember some people have more than 1 Facebook account.
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05-13-2014 09:21 by
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I'm posing nude for an art class. No one asked me to. I think they're making ceramic bowls.
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05-14-2014 04:33 by
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The therapist at my bulimia support group asked if I had anything I'd like to bring up. How insensitive can you get!
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03-09-2012 08:11
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I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet.
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04-08-2012 12:31
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Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light
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01-17-2012 11:09 by
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Kids today will never know the pain of the Dewey Decimal system and how to catalog library books on index cards.
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06-05-2012 22:07 by
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I hear birds chirping. Either I'm up way too late or I've banged my head cartoon style.
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06-08-2012 15:05
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All we need to keep us happy - is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done!!!
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04-23-2012 22:10 by
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I'm HAVING A DINNER party tomorrow,how many boxes of cheerios do I need to feed 8 people ..
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04-26-2012 20:46
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Social media - keeping people away from each other since 2006.
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02-26-2012 11:33 by
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"We used all our brainwashing techniques and we still lost" - US Media
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11-09-2016 00:44
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It's usually the ones with the dirtiest hands pointing the fingers.
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01-26-2017 11:08
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I'm so old that I remember when people cared for their country and defended the constitution instead of trashing it and burning it to the ground.
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02-08-2017 09:45
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There's a fine line between crazy & free spiirited and it's usually a prescription.
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