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The reverse side also has a reverse side? 
I love bald men with no dress sense that make me feel bad about myself....I swear I will marry one...ok?
There's a new social networking site for girls with great bodies but not so great faces. It's called Butterfacebook
Thinking that they need to change the name from child support to lifestyle support...
It drives me nuts when people say "I could care less" which indicates that you do infact care. But if you "COULDN'T care less" that, my dear friend, is when you really don't give a sh*t.
People say I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).
who had the bright idea of putting an "s" in the word lisp?
loving how the voice in her head GETS LOUDER WHEN SHE USES CAPS LOCK!
Today is National, "I Really Don't Give a $hit" Day". 92% of FB Users won't post this to their profile status, will you or don't you give a $hit either?
Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in....
When a Blind dude & his dog go for a joyride, who dirves?
feeling sofa king great today!!!!!
The bladder: Nature's alarm clock. Snooze button not as reliable, though
got a leaflet asking to donate clothes for the starving people of the 3rd world......I laughed so hard...if they can fit into my clothes then they are not starving
Handle every situation like a dog.If you can't eat it or hump it,then p*ss on it and walk away.
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into own hands.
In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - "Yes Dear."
When I'd go to clubs, I'd spend half the time texting people who weren't there. Eventually I realized I could just send those texts from home.
They put up signs on my street for "Slow Children." I knew these kids were stupid but damn, do they really need to advertise it????
I'm going to take a much needed break from reality, so I'm logging off, and getting some work done... 