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thinks that it's no coincidence that there are no z's in insomnia. 
If it squirms it's Biology; if it stinks it's Chemistry; if it doesn't work it's Physics and if you can't understand it, it's Mathematics.
No I do not want to see who deleted you from facebook in 2010.. And if you keep it up, I'm going to be first on the list for 2011..
I don't think I could ever be with a woman who is just like me. For one thing, she'd be way too big and hairy.
Party all night like animals, wake up feeling like road kill
pretty sure he knows folks who stood in line for second helpings of 'special kind of stupid'.
I bet the zodiac killers brain is about to explode.
...this year in California, the most popular Halloween mask is Arnold Schwartzenegger. The great thing about it is: with a mouthful of candy, you'll sound just like him!
Jerry springer say's, "The difference between his guests and politicians are the number of their teeth."
To save time, let's just assume I know everything.
if the truth hurts. why are you not crying?
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late and see the New Years in. Middle age is when you're forced to.
New Year's Day - Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size?
The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
Our Parents Spend half Our Lives Trying to get us to Stand up and talk now they 0nly want to see you sit down and shut up
. Life is like a can of beans. It lets out a toot every so often and is worth a good laugh!
thinks that Valentine's Day is Halloween's evil, hateful twin.
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
There is a very good chance that you don't understand probability. 