Funny Status Message #48198

X Party all night like animals, wake up feeling like road kill
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# 200357 As of yesterday it is illegal to eat road kill in Montana. "Road kill" is such an ugly phrase. I prefer the term "vehicularly harvested."
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# 189310 Most people wake up feeling like a million bucks, me? I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.

←Rate | 03-03-2011 07:18 | Tags: Approved

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