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The new version of Pac-Man was so awesome, it came with a search engine built into it... Can we have it back...?
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05-25-2010 18:29 by
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I never pick up the house phone....But run a mile for the Cell Phone.
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05-25-2010 18:26 by
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With great power comes a great electric bill...
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05-25-2010 18:25 by
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Can you call the Geek Squad if you just want to give someone a wedgie?
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05-25-2010 18:24 by
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I'm totally over LOST. I don't even care anymore. I don't miss it at all. Do you want to drive by LOST's house and see if it's home?
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05-25-2010 18:23 by
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Disinfecting my kitchen right now with the glass of vodka and Red Bull that I just spilled all over the countertop.
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05-25-2010 18:22 by
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It wasn't until Rick gazed upon a photo on her facebook after 4 kids, and 80 pounds that he finally stopped wishing he had Jessie's girl.
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05-25-2010 18:21 by
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As a man, it scares the hell out of me that North Korea has a missile called the "no dong."
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05-25-2010 18:21 by
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I think you misunderstood me. I said "go phuck yourself" with a PH. So, that makes it cool and not remotely offensive... Phucktard.
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05-25-2010 18:20 by
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I feel sorry for our ancestors who used to have to wait days or weeks to hear from friends that they were laughing out loud.
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05-25-2010 18:19 by
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I think Eminem should become a dentist just so he can say "snap back to reality, oh there goes a cavity."
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05-25-2010 18:18 by
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Never end a sentence with a preposition. Incorrect: Thongs crack me up. Correct: Thongs up me crack.
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05-25-2010 18:18 by
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Stop looking at your phone. No one texted you...
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05-24-2010 17:40 by
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me and procrastinating have this love hate relationship going on.... but I'll do it later...
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05-24-2010 17:40 by
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just drove passed a Budweiser Delivery truck wrecked on the side of the freeway, oh the humanity... I'd like a moment of silence please...
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05-24-2010 11:33 by
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Don't worry about people from your past, There's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.
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05-24-2010 11:09 by
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My bank is the worst. They're charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can't even afford to be broke.
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05-24-2010 11:06 by
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You call it poor parenting, I call it raising free range children.
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05-24-2010 11:06 by
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The fastest way to being happy is to make other people happy. You go first.
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05-23-2010 22:16 by
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They wouldn't have to ban texting while driving if they would just legalize driving through red lights...
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05-23-2010 22:16 by
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