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Be thankful for Facebook, the way gas prices are headed we may never actually see each other again.
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03-20-2012 14:53 by
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The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word "facial" is used.
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12-22-2011 15:34 by
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Just received a thank-you card from someone I sent a thank-you card to. Oh, it's on.
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03-02-2012 13:30
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I wish "you dumbass" was an appropriate way to end a work email
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10-24-2012 04:55 by
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Your baby was cute until I realized you’re on the same flight as me. Now your baby is stupid.
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04-26-2013 21:27 by
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New research reported that men enjoy snuggling. A second study showed that men will say anything to get a researcher into bed.
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07-12-2011 09:29 by
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I hope all you moms out there had a great Mother's Day! (If you're not a mom but would like to be, message me for details)
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05-10-2011 16:15
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If steroids and other performance enhancing drugs are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for models?
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12-30-2011 11:39 by
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Well that's a wrap on another day where I act like I know what I'm doing
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05-09-2012 13:05 by
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With great power comes a great electric bill
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05-22-2010 03:10 by
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I have just painted a blue square on the garden to trick people viewing Google Earth into thinking I have a swimming pool!
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10-20-2010 10:48 by
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You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That's why I'm happier than you
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10-15-2012 20:57 by
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The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I'm done picking my nose, I'm gonna smile and wave.
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02-16-2013 12:28
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After 4 crappy cruises,Carnival Cruise Lines should just change their slogan to "Still better than the Titanic!!!"
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03-19-2013 08:23 by
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My life is a result of "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
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12-05-2012 01:46 by
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On the 14th of December I'm going to call people and say "7 Days" then hang up.
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12-05-2012 21:20 by
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I can't wait until next weekend's episode of the best reality show on tv... So You Think You Can Ref...
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09-25-2012 12:06 by
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I have a bad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift not having a boyfriend on Valentines Day.
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02-11-2013 23:11 by
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I'm going to test my theory that tequila kills the flu... Or brain cells... Whatever, doesn't matter... something's gonna die tonight.
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01-08-2013 17:12 by
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NEW FACEBOOK GAME: Message me your bank account or credit card number & I will post which bill I paid with it, as my status.
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