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To the person that first took a Peanut, covered it with Chocolate and a Candy Coat and Stamped a "M" on it....THANK YOU!!!
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04-20-2011 16:38 by
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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.....With a Hot Blonde and Winning Lottery Ticket!!.....DAMN!!! Didn't work again.....
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04-14-2011 14:02 by
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With the fuel prices as high as they are, I'm going to be BAD this year and hope Santa brings me COAL!!!
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03-03-2011 22:04 by
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I always thought visiting Egypt would be fun. Now I hear it's a RIOT!!
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02-05-2011 12:08 by
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Black History Month reminded me that Peanut Butter was invented by a black guy...I Assume "Chunky" was in reference to his White Girlfriend...
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02-05-2011 12:07 by
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Am I the only one that flips back and forth like a little kid when I discover 2 radio stations playing the same song?
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12-18-2010 22:25 by
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Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I figure it's just waiting for the right moment.
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12-16-2010 13:36 by
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I was suppose to let you all know the Procrastinators Club will meet last Thursday......
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10-20-2010 22:04 by
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Apparently there's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
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09-24-2010 21:59 by
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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09-24-2010 21:58 by
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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09-24-2010 21:55 by
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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09-24-2010 21:52 by
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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09-24-2010 21:48 by
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From now on I'm boycotting Shampoo....I demand REALPoo!!!!
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09-24-2010 21:46 by
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I'm always hearing stories of people posting "Inappropriate" pics on Facebook....Why are none of YOU showing me nude pics my friends????
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09-24-2010 21:35 by
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Finally figured out what women want...SECURITY!!!......(At least that's what they all yell when I try to talk to them...)
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09-14-2010 15:13 by
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2 words have opened alot of doors for me....Push and Pull....
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09-12-2010 13:06 by
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OK...I have 20 Bowls and 20 Lids...Not NONE of the dang things match!!
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09-09-2010 19:25 by
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I heard there was a perfect woman at every corner of the world....Unfortunately, the world is ROUND!!!!
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08-15-2010 20:08 by
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Hoping my dead grandma isn't watching EVERYTHING I do.....She would be pretty dissapointed in me!!
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08-15-2010 20:08 by
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