deithy Funny Status Messages

   has just got back from the future...........You wouldn't believe how many blades they have on razors!

   had his wife accuse him of being self-important. He nearly fell off his throne!

   wanted a motorcycle when he left school, but his mother said no. She had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18..... So she said I could just have his.

   thinks that with all the spam he gets abot penis enlargement, isn't time they invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead!

   wonders if it is only him, that has had a fly or small bug land on his computer screen and been daft enough to try and scare it with the cursor?

   can't help think that Christianity is based on one woman's affair, where her cover up story got out of hand..........

   is in the money!! I've just won $50,000 on the Nigerian Lottery (well after I've sent the £250 processing fee). Not a bad days work, especially as I never entered it in the first place!

   thinks you should always follow your dreams.........well, except maybe not the one when I'm wondering around naked at work.

   thinks its OK to beat up an old lady, if its at Costcutters, or if she really had it coming.

   wants to poke you (and not one of those irritating facebook poke either)

   sorry he was late, but had a penalty shoot-out with the ghost of a flea!

   uses the lyrics from a top piece of music and interpersed it into my status. It just goes to show you what a Big Fat Phooney I am!

   poking you with a spork !

   celebrates diversity by watching porn with lesbians, midgets and a bit of black on white action!