Peebs Funny Status Messages

   counted to infinity - twice.

   an organ donor. Need anything?

   I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

   has not lost his mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.

   if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. .....

   has his popularity validated by the best organizations.... Even the Police consider me a person of interest!

   Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

   Teaching my Son Life-Lessons.... Don't download porn.... Stream it....

   doesn't reflect popular culture, he projects it...

   a sucker with no self-esteem....ooooo aaaayyyy yaaa aaa yaaa ayyy aaa yeaaa

   Wishes life had an 'UNDO' option....

   a man of [Migrant Worker] wealth, and [Thrills Gum] taste...

   It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....

   It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....

   found Nemo. (Reminder: you have to hold the handle until it's done flushing...)

   Resembles the resemblance of reality.

   playing strip solitaire.

   getting into shape; and the shape I have chosen is 'Triangle'.

   the alpha and omega....

   watching 'Earth Hour' simultaneously Online and on Television... It's kinda Dark... :/