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No, YOU seem to be around whenever there's trouble, officer.
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11-24-2013 14:15 by
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It's Saturday night, which means I am higher than the national debt.
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11-23-2013 22:06 by
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The Obamacare website doesn't work, just like most of the people who voted for Obama.
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11-19-2013 13:38 by
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I had 3 happy meals today and none of them worked.
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11-16-2013 00:48 by
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"The Empire Strikes Back" is SO unrealistic... No WAY the black guy would ever admit to being the father.
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11-13-2013 21:12 by
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"I always try to go the extra mile for my customers." - new york's most hated cab driver
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11-12-2013 00:02 by
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It feels like Robert De Niro just walks onto random film sets and says "I'm in this now."
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11-08-2013 22:16 by
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The inventor of the snooze button has died. His funeral will take place tomorrow at 6:00, 6:09, 6:18, 6:27, and 6:36.
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11-05-2013 20:23 by
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Two yrs ago I weighed 296lbs. Today I weigh 293lbs. Hard work makes dreams come true, folks.
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11-03-2013 15:08 by
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Voting is like pressing the walk button at an intersection. It doesn't change anything, but if you wait long enough you'll get the white guy
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10-18-2013 00:08 by
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I was voted 'Most Paranoid' by my classmates at school. Although they never admitted it.
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10-06-2013 10:52 by
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Just read a report that said 86% of holy water tested had fecal matter in it. Holy shít!!
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10-03-2013 23:34 by
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Bravo to the Capitol police. Atleast someone in Washington is doing their job!!
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10-03-2013 17:31 by
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When life gives you melons you have dyslexia
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10-02-2013 18:03 by
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"Do you know why I pulled you over?" "No, officer." The cop removes his shades and looks to the horizon with teary eyes. "Neither do I."
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10-01-2013 13:09 by
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Pumped for the series finale of the U.S. government!
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09-29-2013 18:15 by
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It's Google's 15th birthday today. Typical fifteen year old. It's got an answer for everything.
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09-27-2013 11:21 by
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Why would canada discontinue pennies?? That country doesnt make cents
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09-27-2013 10:05 by
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Reads all the pro/anti Obamacare posts. Makes jerk-off motion. Sprains wrist. Files insurance claim.
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09-25-2013 10:43 by
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My life is like Grand Theft Auto V except I drive a Subaru Outback and the cops wave at me
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09-20-2013 23:02 by
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