Girls:If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA...He's just not very good at predictive text.
If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, eating magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music... think about it.
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, but the third one's arm was too short to reach.