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X is One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.The first lady had a stroke, the second one had a stroke, but the third one's arm was too short to reach.
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# 78596 We all suffer from a stroke at some point in our lives. Whether it be a stroke of bad luck, a blood clot, or a dry handjob.
# 180472 Place a "DRY PAINT" sign on a park bench. And watch how many people avoid sitting on the bench.
# 176594 What's the difference between a illegal and a park bench??? A park bench can support a family

←Rate | 09-20-2009 10:23 by lemonpillow | Tags: Filtered , noads

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