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Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.
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10-13-2010 01:38 by
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pretending he is driving on a dirt road in Hazzard county..Yee-Hawww!
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10-13-2010 23:55 by
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Wow..Thought I just seen a cool bass boat next to me, turns out to be a 64 Impala!
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10-14-2010 00:11 by
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You know I'm a Duke boys fan..but how is it Luke always knows short cuts that Bo doesn't? They're always in the car together!!
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10-14-2010 00:15 by
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Funny fat guy fall on face! -The Hangover
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10-14-2010 00:28 by
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so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?
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10-19-2010 23:00 by
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it takes six licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop! (with a slight crunch)
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10-20-2010 18:12 by
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“A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.”
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10-24-2010 03:00 by
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i'd run away from home, but my Mom wont let me cross the street.
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10-24-2010 23:09 by
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You know if you roll down fast and steady enough, it gives the illusion of electric windows.
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10-25-2010 21:22 by
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R.I.P. To my seamonkey Oscar~10-20-84 to 10-26-84. You are missed!
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10-26-2010 20:11 by
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Possible slogan for inferior Tampon Co. "We're not number one, but we're still up there!".
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10-26-2010 20:13 by
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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction? Boneless chicken
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10-26-2010 20:19 by
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"Back in my day we never went to school, the Indians taught us!"
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10-27-2010 20:25 by
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Teacher: Imagine you're in a world with dinosaurs and a dinosaur was going to eat you. What would you do? Boy: Easy, stop imagining.
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10-30-2010 00:39 by
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"That Wonka is a liar!", exclaimed by my six year old son when he realized his Everlasting Gobstopper was getting smaller and changing color.
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10-30-2010 00:43 by
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as of today I will no longer use "lol" after my comments or posts...I will now use "snicker".
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11-13-2010 01:12 by
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Cause nobody says, "Slow down, theres a security gaurd!"
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12-18-2010 12:56 by
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I'll baffle them with brilliance, then I'll let you talk.
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01-05-2011 18:51 by
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The only phrase I remember growing up was, "Don't put your hands back there!".
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01-07-2011 20:39 by
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