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Got a problem? iI got a problem solver……and his name is revolver.
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01-24-2010 18:27 by
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Tonight I'm leaving my sobriety at home, along with my indoor voice and any behavior that can be mistaken as 'ladylike'.
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02-26-2010 19:55 by
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Who told you, you were special? The lady driving that little bus?
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03-09-2010 23:47 by
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Don't run from a sniper. You'll only die tired.
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03-14-2010 23:29 by
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a pinky monkey named Spunky ran into the forest and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?
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03-14-2010 23:29 by
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You can't spell "culture" without "cult".
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03-14-2010 23:44 by
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'I like my men like I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer.'
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03-14-2010 23:46 by
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I like my women like I like my coffee...tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes behind a donkey.
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03-14-2010 23:48 by
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just finished her first book!!! man, that was alot of coloring!!
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03-16-2010 17:03 by
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Dear Winter, I am breaking up with you. It's not me, it's you, you make me miserable. I think it's time I start seeing other seasons.
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03-17-2010 18:48 by
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cigarettes are just like ferrets, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and set it on fire...
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03-18-2010 15:04 by
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I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth
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03-18-2010 15:35 by
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
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03-18-2010 15:36 by
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Man can believe the impossible, but can never believe the improbable
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03-18-2010 15:37 by
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If it werent for the gutter my mind would be homeless!!!
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03-18-2010 16:41 by
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People say I have an attitude problem. I disagree. It's my attitude, but it's their problem!!!
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03-20-2010 15:19 by
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Are both your parents retarded? Because you seem very special?
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03-20-2010 15:21 by
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Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored, and go for a stroll out through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.
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03-22-2010 01:20 by
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Irony: a fat guy at walmart getting his blood pressure checked with two big bags of doritos in his other hand:D
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03-22-2010 23:46 by
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...and then Buffy staked Edward. The end
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03-23-2010 14:58 by
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