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Got a flannel sweater for the 9th year in a row. Thanks mom! Can't wait to see what I get next year.
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12-24-2010 21:57 by
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Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
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01-25-2011 18:47 by
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Do you want people to accept you as you are? Or do you want them to like you?
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01-28-2011 14:26 by
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. A friend or money?
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01-20-2011 09:43 by
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(1)Google Translate (2)Type,"Will Justin Bieber ever hit puberty" (3)Eng 2 Vietnamese (4)Copy/Paste the Vietnamese Words (5)Vietnamese 2 English
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01-25-2011 13:31 by
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
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01-25-2011 17:04 by
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In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
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01-27-2011 07:09 by
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It's going to be really funny watching 2012 in 2013.
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01-04-2011 06:36 by
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I'd rather hear a dry fart from a wet dog than hear another one of your boring stories
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06-05-2011 21:37 by
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage. They make it into television shows.
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01-27-2011 08:54 by
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Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
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01-25-2011 16:18 by
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Have you ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?
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01-25-2011 19:29 by
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I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
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01-26-2011 06:43 by
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Dear Algebra, All year you made me try to find your X !!! Listen buddy...She's not coming back....So please get over it and move on!!
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01-25-2011 13:43 by
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Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
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01-22-2011 17:42 by
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The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
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01-25-2011 17:36 by
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I was on snookies facebook and poked her. Now I need to get my facebook checked for herpes.
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01-01-2011 18:46 by
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ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
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03-21-2011 05:09 by
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Just saw a bumper sticker that said Distracted drivers crash, hang up and drive. Then I crashed into him because I was reading the sticker.
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09-01-2011 14:20 by
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Can someone please tell mew when tv becomes "new" again? Everything claims "all new" but all I see is the same old garbage.
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01-22-2011 22:08 by
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