Funny Status Message #43906
X is The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
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Skitz
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 12:12 AM
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 12:12 AM
Coroners only pronounce people dead and transport them to funeral homes.
You're thinking of an embalmer or a medical examiner who does autopsies. I know,because i am one.(embalmer)
Rounders
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 02:25 AM
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 02:25 AM
Will's brain needs embalming. It's been dead for years....
Heater
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 08:18 AM
Wednesday January 26, 2011 @ 08:18 AM
It was much funnier when Richard Jeni said it...
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 @ 05:43 PM
Are you making these up ? If so, why ?