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This years NBA season so far has been the best one I can ever remember
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11-18-2011 22:05 by
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With the fuel prices as high as they are, I'm going to be BAD this year and hope Santa brings me COAL!!!
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03-03-2011 22:04 by
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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09-24-2010 21:55 by
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I always thought visiting Egypt would be fun. Now I hear it's a RIOT!!
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02-05-2011 12:08 by
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If the NBA really wanted me to watch, they'd be play Football instead!!
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06-17-2010 17:52 by
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Tried to watch the World Cup....Why does it sound like there is a pi$$ed off swarm of hornets at every game????
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06-12-2010 09:51 by
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There are 10 types of people in the world...Those that understand Binary Code and those that do not!!
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06-15-2010 17:44 by
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I figure there are 3 types of people in this world....Those that can count, and those that cannot!!
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06-15-2010 17:41 by
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my two buddies walked into a bar, but I ducked
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06-12-2010 10:24 by
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Am I the only one that flips back and forth like a little kid when I discover 2 radio stations playing the same song?
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12-18-2010 22:25 by
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Hopefully today I don't have any unknown kids coming to my door with gifts.....Happy Fathers Day anyways......
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06-19-2011 10:11 by
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I can't believe Razor Companys are making any money.....$40 for 10 blades thet cost $.25 to make???
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12-29-2013 10:51 by
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Thinking of getting a HUGE TATTOO on my neck....Oh ya, that's a good look!!!
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06-12-2010 09:50 by
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To all my Facebook Friends.....If you are over 20 years old and know the name to a Justin Bieber OR a Lady Gaga song, PLEASE Delete me as a friend....I don't think I wanna be friends with you!!!
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08-05-2010 10:53 by
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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
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09-24-2010 21:48 by
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Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.....With a Hot Blonde and Winning Lottery Ticket!!.....DAMN!!! Didn't work again.....
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04-14-2011 14:02 by
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Call me Goofy...But I will always call "Margarine" "Butter"!!!
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07-09-2010 20:06 by
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Wish Adam would have spent more than just a rib.....
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06-10-2011 23:02 by
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Just got the new Payton Manning Bobble Head Doll....But the head won't move!!
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09-09-2011 09:40 by
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Today I told my car it's okay for it to tell me if it's a transformer. It didn't answer. I assume it's just waiting for the right moment.
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06-10-2011 22:59 by
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