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hey girls! if you're boyfriend sparkles and doesn't want to have sex with you, he's not a vampire. He's gay!
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07-30-2010 14:25 by
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Eyjafjallajokull is more like a baby typing on a computer than a volcano!
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04-19-2010 23:06 by
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I don't really care where you put it, as long as you don't make me hold it!!!
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10-07-2010 01:00 by
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My apartment is where weird foreigners go to have a loud conversation right outside of...
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07-21-2010 20:54 by
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Censored Snoop Doggy Dogg songs on the radio sound like two AT&T customers having a conversation on the phone.
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07-13-2010 00:58 by
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Tiger Woods is doing so well at the Master's, you might think he was cheating!
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04-08-2010 21:00 by
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Mondays! Pro: Start of a fresh new week! Con: It's still Monday!
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05-24-2010 15:10 by
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To sum up: yes, I cried like a baby during Toy Story 3, even more than I did at the end of The Human Centipede.
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07-11-2010 13:55 by
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World Cup Finals... Its Heineken vs. Sangria. screw it, lets get drunk!
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07-11-2010 12:09 by
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Do you ever look at girls' pictures on facebook and feel them up with your cursor??? --uhhh, either do i!
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07-30-2010 19:55 by
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I stood in front of a mirror for 10 minutes to watch myself blink... I missed it everytime!
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07-15-2010 12:36 by
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Shaq maybe retiring, but his movies will live on forever (in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart).
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06-01-2011 16:24 by
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If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged... I would just start yelling out letters!
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09-15-2010 12:15 by
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So Lebron is going to take mental notes on everyone who's been taking shots at him this summer... I mean, if it was actual notes, with like a pen and paper, I might be scared! but since it's mental notes... nothing to worry about!
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08-12-2010 15:25 by
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I can't afford the shakeweight, but I wish there was another activity that I can apply the principles to...
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07-25-2010 20:00 by
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My mom used to say that I'm wasting my life playing all these video games... thats ok, I still have more lives!
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08-13-2010 16:31 by
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whats everybody worried about with Gilbert Arenas...its not like he can shoot anymore!
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01-05-2010 22:16 by
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I never realized how many people I hate until I got on facebook...
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07-19-2010 17:20 by
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I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas stations and the attendant spilled it... why am I not surprised!
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07-16-2010 14:42 by
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I'm pretty sure the guy who came up with Guitar Hero got the idea from a scantron test!
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09-29-2010 20:46 by
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