deithy Funny Status Messages

   has found an artificial leg on a bus and is going to give it to his wife as a Xmas present. It should make the ideal stocking filler!

   can't help think that Christianity is based on one woman's affair, where her cover up story got out of hand..........

   thinks you should always follow your dreams.........well, except maybe not the one when I'm wondering around naked at work.

   has a message to all Gingers. Let Raoul Moat be a lesson. We will find you and make it look like suicide!

   celebrates diversity by watching porn with lesbians, midgets and a bit of black on white action!

   uses the lyrics from a top piece of music and interpersed it into my status. It just goes to show you what a Big Fat Phooney I am!

   sorry he was late, but had a penalty shoot-out with the ghost of a flea!

   was surprised to find a Christmas present from last year while getting the decorations out. The kids were all excited as I opened the box. What a pity it was a dead puppy

   MERRY XMAS EVERYONE (Yes I know it's a bit early, but I thought I'd start with you miserable and argumentative plebs first!)

   looking forward to the family tradition of listening to the UK's No 1 after Xmas dinner. Can't wait to see the look on my mum's face!

   thinks it's unbelievable how pretentious some cat owners are. I could never be like that with my Dostoevsky!

   poking you with a spork !

   wanted a motorcycle when he left school, but his mother said no. She had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18..... So she said I could just have his.

   thinks its OK to beat up an old lady, if its at Costcutters, or if she really had it coming.