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it's been 06837 days since the last time I gave a crap
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07-27-2009 15:12 by
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Had Mexican for dinner last night and just used a BP restroom. Let's just say we're almost even.
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06-01-2010 20:23 by
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Can't find Sesame Street on his GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?
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06-25-2009 00:35 by
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I just busted my Gold Fish smoking seaweed. No wonder he was always hungry and paranoid.
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01-10-2010 00:35 by
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My bank just called me because of suspicious activity on my debit card. They couldn't believe I bought a gym membership either.
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07-23-2010 23:23 by
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I'm addicted to cold turkey and I don't know how to quit it.
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04-17-2010 23:32 by
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I just accidentally dropped a bowling ball on my bed and my wine glass fell over. I wish I had Tempur-pedic bed
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12-22-2009 23:08 by
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I wonder if the The Pillsbury Doughboy gets pissed if you poke him on Facebook?
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11-18-2009 12:19 by
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Why aren't martini glasses shaped so that they don't spill so easily on the express bus?
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08-26-2009 23:08 by
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taking his 1st Karate lesson today @ the Ho Lee Chit Karate School
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07-27-2009 15:12 by
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I'm in the mood for Sushi but the Japanese place near me doesn't take credit cards. I'm gunna have raw toast instead.
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05-30-2010 19:01 by
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This is today 8====> and this is me (_!_)
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05-25-2010 18:24 by
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I want to get a Henna tattoo that says "Forever"
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05-13-2010 22:31 by
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I think I need to start doing pullups to get more of the ladies attention. Pull up in a Benz, Pull up in a Vette, Pull up in a Beamer....
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01-08-2010 10:26 by
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I cut myself shaving this morning. Now I'm walking with a limp.
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04-12-2010 15:53 by
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Yo Mama is so fat! She uses an iPad as an iPhone.
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01-27-2010 22:37 by
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in the Smokin' Section lookin' for the hot women. Such a deceiving sign, there's none here
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07-13-2009 23:42 by
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I just saw a Rabbi and a Priest walk into a bar together. I have a feeling something funny is about to happen
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05-19-2010 18:40 by
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I got 99 problems but a red balloon ain't one.
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09-13-2009 11:14 by
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Walked by A Maternity Clothes Store today and there was a "Please Come Inside" sign on the door. Duh, Why do you think they need Maternity Clothes
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12-14-2009 00:52 by
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