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it just me, or is anyone else finding it difficult to log on to dyslexics.moc?
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11-11-2018 20:21 by
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Spent the last twenty minutes trying to get my sideburns even and now I'm sporting a Mohawk!
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12-21-2018 15:41 by
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Germans are going to be hit with large fines if they invade someone else's space! 80 years too late if you ask me?
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04-03-2020 07:20 by
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Show me a man who calls himself a vegan and I'll show you a man who's trying to sleep with a vegan!
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01-07-2019 14:04 by
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My Chinese pal is very upset about Peter Tork, and has been muttering "I'm a bereaver" all day?
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02-22-2019 08:36 by
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Life consists of avoiding people you have seen naked, while trying to find new people to see naked?
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10-14-2018 08:57 by
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Thankyou, slow walking family in front of me on the foothpath, No please, take your time.... and definately spread out, so you create a barricade of idiots.
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01-15-2014 19:44 by
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I see the mother in law's put up a new profile pic! It's got 23 yikes already!
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03-01-2019 06:13 by
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Are Nicolas Cage movies terrible because he's in them? Or is Nicolas Cage in movies because they are terrible?
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04-10-2019 16:49 by
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My dog is one of those trained to sniff drugs!..he's brilliant and can even roll up his own $20 bill.
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09-21-2018 19:15 by
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I'm so unlucky with women? I visited a massage parlour the other day..and they told me it was "self - service"
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07-05-2017 06:41 by
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if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then have we found the perfect location for a nickelback concert
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02-08-2013 06:15 by
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I've probably spent a solid year of my life just staring into the refrigerator!
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02-11-2019 07:45 by
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Korean scientists have announced that have successfully cloned two Macaques! It's impossible to tell them apart..said one of the monkeys!!
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06-20-2018 16:01 by
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Dear lord thankyou for these noodles i'm about to eat, ramen
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02-07-2013 20:06 by
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Million dollar idea: Chocolate Nerds called Urkels.
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02-13-2013 20:26 by
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Sorry to announce my pet mouse 'Elvis' has just died!..he was caught in a trap!
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09-15-2018 19:26 by
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"So!..where should we store 2,750 tons of high explosive for years on end?" "Just use that warehouse next to the firework factory, should be ok!"
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08-05-2020 15:16 by
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St Peter: "so..how did you die?" Me: "I was sat on a beanbag and the house caught fire"
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02-15-2019 04:46 by
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First rule of Fight Club: Never hold it at a Saudi Arabian Embassy!
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10-20-2018 16:14 by
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